What if the Texans Logo Was Made in the Likeness of President Elect Donald Trump?

Donald Trump

Like it or not, next month Donald Trump will be the new President of the United States, and one thing that can’t be denied is it’s going to be an interesting four years in our country.

There’s been plenty of fun poked at the President elect, and one site – Uproxx, has taken it upon themselves to design every NFL logo in the make of our President elect.

Check out what they think the logo of the Texans will look like made in the likeness of Trump!

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Texans at Colts NFL Week 14 Capsule

HOUSTON TEXANS (6-6) AT INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (6-6)

REGULAR SEASON SERIES

TEXANS COLTS
SERIES LEADER   23-6
STREAKS Past 2  
COACHES VS. OPP. Bill O’Brien: 2-3 Chuck Pagano: 6-3
LAST WEEK L 21-13 at Green Bay W 41-10 at New York Jets
LAST GAME 10/16/16: Colts 23 at Texans 26 (OT). Houston TE C.J. Fiedorowicz has 26-yard game-tying TD with 49 seconds remaining in 4th. Texans K Nick Novak has 33-yard GW FG in OT.
LAST GAME AT SITE 12/20/15: Texans 16, Colts 10. Houston RB Alfred Blue rushes for 107 yards. Texans K Nick Novak has 32-yard GW FG with 1:56 remaining.
REFEREE Brad Allen
BROADCAST CBS (1:00 PM ET): Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon. Westwood One: Brandon Gaudin, Derek Rackley. SIRIUS: 136 (Hou), 126 (Ind). XM: 382 (Hou), 233 (Ind).

STATS

PASSING Brock Osweiler: 260-435-2509-14-13-74.2 Andrew Luck: 258-403-3105-23-8-98.3
RUSHING Lamar Miller: 225-903-4.0-3 Frank Gore: 198-749-3.8-4
RECEIVING DeAndre Hopkins: 58-668-11.5-4 T.Y. Hilton: 69-1088 (2L)-15.8-5
OFFENSE 316.1 358.1
TAKE/GIVE -9 -3
DEFENSE 316.1 382.9
SACKS Whitney Mercilus: 5.5 Erik Walden: 8
INTs Quintin Demps: 2 Darius Butler: 3
PUNTING Shane Lechler: 47.7 Pat McAfee: 50.0 (1L)
KICKING Nick Novak: 87 (18/20 PAT; 23/28 FG) Adam Vinatieri: 99 (33/33 PAT; 22/24 FG)

NOTES

TEXANS: Aim for 1st 3-game winning streak vs. Ind. in franchise history…QB BROCK OSWEILER is 3-0 as starter vs. division in 2016. Passed for 2 TDs & 97.6 rating last week…RB LAMAR MILLER aims for 4th in row vs. Ind. with rush TD. Had 178 scrimmage yards (149 rush, 29 rec.) & 2 TDs (1 rush, 1 rec.) in last meeting. Ranks 6th in AFC with 903 rush yards…WR DE ANDRE HOPKINS has 28 catches (9.3 per game) for 334 yards (111.3 per game) in past 3 meetings. TE C.J. FIEDOROWICZ had 85 rec. yards & TD in last meeting. Is 4th among AFC TEs with 45 catches. TE RYAN GRIFFIN has TD catch in 2 of past 3 on road…LB WHITNEY MERCILUS has 5 TFL, sack & FR in past 2. Aims for 3rd in row vs. Ind. with sack. LB BENARDRICK MC KINNEY aims for 3rd meeting in row with sack. Is only player in NFL with 100+ tackles (106) & 4+ sacks (4). CB ROBERT NELSON JR. had 1st career INT in last meeting…COLTS: QB ANDREW LUCK has 2+ pass TDs in 6 of past 7 vs. Hou. Rushed for 53 yards & TD in last meeting. Passed for 278 yards & 4 TDs last week…RB FRANK GORE has 329 rush yards (82.3 per game) & 2 rush TDs in past 4 vs. Hou…WR T.Y. HILTON has rec. TD in 3 of past 4 vs. division. Ranks 2nd in NFL with 1,088 rec. yards. Is 1 of 3 in Colts history with 1,000+ rec. yards in 4 different seasons. WR DONTE MONCRIEF aims for 6th in row with rec. TD. Has 6 TD catches in 7 games this season. Had TD catch in last meeting. TE DWAYNE ALLEN had career-high 3 rec. TDs last week…LB ROBERT MATHIS has most career sacks (18.5) by any player vs. Hou. Has sack in 3 of past 4 meetings. Is franchise leader with 121 career sacks. LB ERIK WALDEN is 1 of 6 NFL LBs with 8+ sacks (8) & 2+ FFs (2). Has 4 sacks in past 6. CB VONTAE DAVIS aims for 3rd meeting in row with INT. S MIKE ADAMS has 2 INTs, FF & FR in past 3 meetings.

Texans Fall in the Snow in Green Bay to Rodgers and the Packers 21-13

Houston Texans v Green Bay Packers

Aaron Rodgers threw for 209 yards and two touchdowns, and the Packers pulled away from the Texans with two fourth-quarter touchdowns for a 21-13 win Sunday to get back to .500.

The Packers (6-6) weathered snowy conditions at Lambeau Field, making just enough plays on the cold turf to even their record for the first time since they were 4-4 after losing to Indianapolis on Nov. 6.

“Well, that was a good bad-weather win. A lot of fun to play in that type of atmosphere in Lambeau Field,” coach Mike McCarthy said.

Brock Osweiler connected with DeAndre Hopkins for a 44-yard touchdown pass with 1:51 left to get within eight for Houston. Nick Novak missed the extra point, with footing slippery at Lambeau.

The Texans (6-6) had one last shot after the Packers failed to run out the clock. But Osweiler’s last-ditch pass-and-lateral play from Houston’s 12 with 4 seconds left failed, handing Houston its third straight loss.

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Texans Perfect Mark at Home No More; Fall to Rivers and Chargers 21-13

San Diego Chargers v Houston Texans

San Diego’s Philip Rivers read all week about the Texans being 5-0 at home. He decided the Chargers should be the ones to end their perfect record in Houston.

“I don’t like getting caught up in too much bulletin-board stuff, but I liked that, the fact this team was unbeaten at home, so let’s go change that,” Rivers said. “It was in my head all week that we could stop the streak.”

Rivers did just that, throwing for 242 yards and three touchdowns to give the Chargers a 21-13 win over the mistake-prone Texans on Sunday. Dontrelle Inman had 119 yards receiving and a touchdown to help San Diego (5-6) to the victory.

The Texans (6-5) were done in by four turnovers, including three interceptions by Brock Osweiler . He was so bad Sunday that coach Bill O’Brien was asked twice after the game if he’d considered benching him for backup Tom Savage.

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Chargers vs Texans NFL Week 12 Inactives

Chargers: LB Jatavis Brown, CB Brandon Flowers, TE Asante Cleveland, C Max Tuerk, RB Ronnie Hillman, OT Tyreek Burwell, WR Geremy Davis

Texans: QB Brandon Weeden, WR Jaelen Strong, RB Alfred Blue, RB Tyler Ervin, OLB John Simon, OG Josh Walker, OG Oday Aboushi

Texans CB Johnathan Joseph Fined For Hit During Raiders Game

Johnathan Joseph

Texans veteran cornerback Johnathan Joseph was fined $24,309 by the NFL for his unnecessary roughness penalty against the Raiders, Aaron Wilson of the Houston Chronicle reports.

Joseph plans to appeal the punishment.

Joseph was penalized for striking Raiders tight end Clive Walford with a high hit.

“I totally disagree with it,” Joseph said. “I wasn’t leading in to target anyone or hurt anyone.”

Blown Call on DeAndre Hopkins Costs Texans a TD in Loss to Raiders

DeAndre Hopkins

A blown call on a sideline catch by Pro Bowl wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins cost the Texans a potential touchdown during the first quarter of a 27-20 loss Monday night to the Oakland Raiders, Aaron Wilson of the Houston Chronicle reports.

Hopkins tight-roped the sideline, but television replays clearly showed he didn’t step out of bounds as he kept running unencumbered toward the end zone at Estadio Azteca. However, officials blew the play dead and ruled Hopkins out at the Raiders’ 36-yard line after a 24-yard gain.

Texans coach Bill O’Brien attempted to challenge the play, but it’s not reviewable under NFL instant-replay rules. O’Brien threw the red-challenge flag, but wasn’t penalized a timeout even though NFL rules state that teams should lose a timeout if they attempt to challenge a non-reviewable call.

“Let’s go back to the first quarter,” O’Brien said following the defeat. “Was Hopkins out of bounds on that play? No.”

Texans at Jaguars NFL Week 10 Capsule

HOUSTON TEXANS (5-3) AT JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (2-6)

REGULAR SEASON SERIES

TEXANS JAGUARS
SERIES LEADER 17-11  
STREAKS 4 of past 5  
COACHES VS. OPP. Bill O’Brien: 4-0 Gus Bradley: 2-4
LAST WEEK Bye (Wk. 8: W 20-13 vs. Detroit) L 19-14 at Kansas City
LAST GAME 1/3/16: Jaguars 6 at Texans 30. Houston RB Alfred Blue rushes for 102 yards. Texans LB Whitney Mercilus has 3.5 sacks, FF & FR.
LAST GAME AT SITE 10/18/15: Texans 31, Jaguars 20. Houston QB Brian Hoyer passes for 293 yards & 3 TDs for 119.3 rating. Texans WR DeAndre Hopkins has 10 catches for 148 yards & 2 TDs.
REFEREE Ronald Torbert
BROADCAST CBS (1:00 PM ET): Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon. SIRIUS: 136 (Hou), 125 (Jax). XM: 382 (Hou), 388 (Jax).

STATS

PASSING Brock Osweiler: 176-297-1719-9-9-73.1 Blake Bortles: 196-331-2156-14-10-80.1
RUSHING Lamar Miller: 153-637-4.2-2 T.J. Yeldon: 70-253-3.6-1
RECEIVING DeAndre Hopkins: 40-434-10.9-3 Allen Robinson: 39-442-11.3-4
OFFENSE 313.3 345.4
TAKE/GIVE -7 -12
DEFENSE 316.3 334.5
SACKS Whitney Mercilus: 4.5 Yannick Ngakoue (R): 4
INTs 3 tied: 1 3 tied: 1
PUNTING Shane Lechler: 48.4 Brad Nortman: 48.1
KICKING Nick Novak: 65 (11/12 PAT; 18/21 FG) Jason Myers: 49 (16/16 PAT; 11/14 FG)

NOTES

TEXANS: QB BROCK OSWEILER is 2-0 as starter vs. division with 523 pass yards & 4 TDs…RB LAMAR MILLER has 286 scrimmage yards (231 rush, 55 rec.) & 2 TDs (1 rush, 1 rec.) in past 2 vs. division. Has 3 TDs (2 rush, 1 rec.) in past 3. Ranks 5th in AFC with 637 rush yards…WR DE ANDRE HOPKINS has 17 catches for 237 yards (118.5 per game) & 2 TDs in past 2 meetings. Since 2014, ties for 8th in NFL with 11 100+ yard rec. games. TE C.J. FIEDOROWICZ had rec. TD in last game. Aims for 3rd in row vs. division with TD catch. WR WILL FULLER is 3rd among rookies with 372 rec. yards…LB WHITNEY MERCILUS has 6.5 sacks, 5 TFL, FF & FR in past 3 vs. Jax. LB BENARDRICK MC KINNEY has 21 tackles & sack in past 2 vs. division. Leads team & ties for 4th in AFC with 73 tackles. DE JADEVEON CLOWNEY had sack in Week 8. Ties for lead among NFL DEs with 9 TFL. CB KAREEM JACKSON had INT-TD in last meeting. S ANDRE HAL has 3 INTs, incl. INT-TD, in past 2 meetings… JAGUARS: QB BLAKE BORTLES has 544 pass yards & 5 TDs vs. 0 INTs for 97.1 rating in past 2 vs. division…RB CHRIS IVORY had 107 rush yards last week. RB T.J. YELDON had rec. TD last week…WR ALLEN ROBINSON has 194 rec. yards (97 per game) & TD in past 2 meetings. Since 2015, ties for NFL lead with 18 rec. TDs. Has 6 rec. TDs in past 7 at home. WR MARQISE LEE has 80+ rec. yards in 2 of past 3. TE JULIUS THOMAS has rec. TD in 2 of past 3 vs. Hou. Since 2013, has 32 rec. TDs, most by NFL TE…LB PAUL POSLUSZNY aims for 6th in row vs. Hou. with 10+ tackles. In past 5 meetings, has 63 tackles (12.6 per game), 5 TFL, INT & FF. LB TELVIN SMITH is 1 of 3 players with 275+ tackles (292), 3+ FFs (3) & 2+ INTs (2) since 2014. CB DAVON HOUSE had INT in last meeting. Rookie DE YANNICK NGAKOUE ties for rookie lead with 4 sacks.